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Forward_fanny
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27/2/2004
04:00:06
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There once was a singer called Alex,
He’d get the girls in a panic,
He was oh so kool(!),
He’d take you for a fool,

There once was a bassist called Sid,
He nearly popped his lid,
He’d like to smoke and tell a joke,
But with that toke he nearly choked,

There once was a guitarist called Rob,
From what I’ve heard he’s a knob,
He pee’ed on the stage,
And made the front page,

There once was a guitarist called Miles,
Who had a bad case of the piles,
He scratched his bum,
And made Kris cum,

And as for that drummer,
Well he’s even dummer,
You know his name,
For he has no shame…


skye
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27/2/2004
04:02:38
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ok you so you’ve so out done us

forward_fanny is the god

we r not worthy ok

(and by the way it took u long enuf to type that up, we were about to send a search party for u)


Rach
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27/2/2004
04:04:21
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I think they turned up – to be honest its a damn good thing we didn’t need them they seemed a bit dim


skye
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27/2/2004
04:06:06
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thats cos u organised them


Rach
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27/2/2004
04:06:14
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Bravo, fantastic poem"!

i vote Forward_fanny gets the best poem award!



Forward_fanny
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27/2/2004
04:07:05
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my computer chrashed!!!! thats where i went!


Rach
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27/2/2004
04:07:45
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awwww

{{Forward_fanny}}


skye
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27/2/2004
04:07:57
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u kno it’s like 4:07am doesnt anyone here have a life?


Forward_fanny
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27/2/2004
04:13:20
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I know it is quite late, but do i have a life? yes, i’d say i do, life of the free, not caught in the rat race. can stay up as long as i like and sleep as long as i like. and its all my life, all what i want. and before you start, no, m not spounging of the govoment.


Rach
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27/2/2004
04:16:00
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It’s alright, She’s in 6th form at school still.


Forward_fanny
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27/2/2004
04:18:49
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rach, whats this ‘awwwww’ about? are you implying that you dont believe me? im hurt, ok the computer didn’t actually crash, but the internet DID cut me off and refuse me acsess for quite a while.
plus that piss, i was releasing it slowly and tensely, to get full pleasuer…atfer all those krissy juises talk.



skye
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27/2/2004
04:23:16
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yeah thanx rach

i neva said u were spoungin off the government and wasnt about to, i was just bein silly

y’s evry1 pickin on me?


Rach
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27/2/2004
04:23:56
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It was a genuinely felt noise of sympathy.

My pc did that to me earlier (well the network did anyway)


Forward_fanny
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27/2/2004
04:27:51
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skye, im not picking on you. i just dont want people thinking im stealing their tax money. and anyway, im starting a new job soon so wont be a nobbit of leisure.
rach, all is forgiven.


Rach
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27/2/2004
04:27:58
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I need to think about what i’m saying for longer don’t i?

we’re not picking on you.


Forward_fanny
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27/2/2004
04:28:56
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are you guys still around for taking or shall i go to bed?


Rach
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27/2/2004
04:29:27
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I started a new job 5(!) weeks ago – it hasn’t half gone bloody quick!


skye
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27/2/2004
04:31:02
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ok i forgive you both

{rachandforward_fanny}


skye
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27/2/2004
04:31:39
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helpicantfindthespacebar


Anonymous
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27/2/2004
04:31:43
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which job? i cant tell you about mine cos ‘they ought-a’ guess who i am, but them again, they are stupid. next to me that is.


Forward_fanny
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27/2/2004
04:33:01
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by the way that was me, im stupid for forgetting my name. doh!


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