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Psychic Consultant
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10/7/2003
13:40:17
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And here we shall relate in a pleasant manner the fine and/or unusual entertainments that have occurred at the B&G; over the years. Feel free to join in…
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Ming The Mong
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10/7/2003
14:05:22
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err……erm……….um…….sorry PC, too many Kronenbergs back in those days.
My poor pickled alcohol brain can’t remember any more bands…………
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Ming The Mong
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11/7/2003
14:06:09
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Ah! I’ve thought of one, Crank, now there’s another singer you porked!!
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Psychic Consultant
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14/7/2003
16:49:37
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Ah yes Crank – I think I may have their CD lying around somewhere. I’m noticing a pattern here, though – all the female artistes that Mr Mong would’ve like to have had relations with, I am being accused of ‘porking’. Interesting desire displacement…
How about Kashmir Twist?
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Ming The Mong
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14/7/2003
16:56:27
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‘Interesting desire displacement’ which Dream City Film Club LP was that on?
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Psychic Consultant
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14/7/2003
17:38:31
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One that never saw the cold light of morning, I would think.
Nobody else is joining in our nice little chat, I wonder why?
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Ming The Mong
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14/7/2003
18:57:30
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Worried you might wanna pork them to, probably PC
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Psychic Consultant
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15/7/2003
13:25:00
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probably M the M
I take it not much "porking" goes on these days?
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Ming The Mong
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15/7/2003
16:01:59
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Funny you should say that PC
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Psychic Consultant
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15/7/2003
17:27:20
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And why would that be Mr Mong? I am intrigued.
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Ming The Mong
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17/7/2003
12:20:02
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Not difficult to work out PC, surely not for someone with your talents
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Psychic Consultant
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17/7/2003
12:39:53
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Ah, you’ve all taken up Judaism. A fine religion, but it does insist you replace the pork with meat products from cloven hooved beasts that chew the cud.
Anyhow, can we get back to discussing obsure and unsuccessful indie bands of the last decade please.
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Ming The Mong
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17/7/2003
17:02:38
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Yeah no worries, how about Lemonade? fucking awful!
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Psychic Consultant
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18/7/2003
12:54:02
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Supersaurus!
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Ming The Mong
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18/7/2003
13:58:59
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Overflo! Kebab! Magic House! Treacle!
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Psychic Consultant
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18/7/2003
17:51:24
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Oh the wonders of Overflo and Kebab. If I recall, both these bands had charismatic female singers. Wasn’t Overflo vocalist called Flo – absolutely splendidly named outfit.
You could have a band called Undermong or Overming!
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Ming The Mong
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21/7/2003
14:10:19
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Thanks but no thanks PC, Ming The Mong is just fine.
I remember when said Ms Flo fainted in the B&G; hallway, bought on by the excitement of her first B&G; gig. Who was on hand, who was first at the scene to loosen her bra straps, administer mouth to mouth and perform numerous other resuss techniques? (all quite unessessary I might add)
Yes you guessed it, none other than Mr Phykick Consultant himself!
can’t quite remember now, but did she end up slapping you?
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Psychic Consultant
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21/7/2003
16:51:59
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She must’ve slapped me so hard that I can no longer remember the sordid event, but I think that then you stepped in and sorted her out in the back room.
Pullover, Zippy’s Long Lost Love Children, Birth.
An idea for the future – how about getting doing a ‘religious night’ with a Christian, Jewish and Muslim band par example – just to show you’re not prejudiced or anything 🙂
Fuck That and Yid Vicious and the Wailing Wall of Sound – those were the days…
your friend
The Psychic Consultant
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Ming The Mong
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21/7/2003
17:38:57
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Religious band? St Silas Intersession on Thursday ?? Catholic guilt (according to Phil!)
Sorted her out in the back room? she never made it to the back room as far as I can remember. She was all yours right there on the venue floor for all to see PC! far from PC as I remember it!!
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Mongy Psydkick
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22/7/2003
11:14:29
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Well all this talk of porky did eitehr of you pork any lucky member of The Pig Keepers Daughter back in the hay!
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Psychic Consultant
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22/7/2003
11:25:55
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That name rings an alarm bell – but what did they do?
Treacle anyone?
The Consultant has spoken.
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